FIVE-7-FIVE: Monday Night Haikus (9/19/2011)

Repeat to yourself.  “I am not blindly angered by the last hour of Night of Champions.  I am confident the CM Punk/Triple H angle will continue to intrigue.  I am okay with John Cena and Kelly Kelly holding belts.”  Okay, maybe not that Kelly Kelly one.  Anyway…

Night of Champions
After the last half, they’ve got
Some splainin’ to do

More conspiracies?
But CM Punk was not done
Well, neither were we

That Raspy Ace voice
I keep waiting for him to
Give me a hell yeah

Raw Standings Update
King dethrones Cole, now takes lead
For most annoying

Dolph, your old gimmick…
You don’t remember?  Now you’re
Too good for handshakes?

Hey Mason Ryan
Your ears burning? Don’t worry
It… It was nothing

There’s Two Sin Caras?
Only one way this can end
They date the Bellas

Don’t fret, Miz and Truth
If Hunter won’t take you back
There’s always Impact

Ryder and Jackman
How did Striker put it? Oh…

Is it me, or are
Cena & Punk’s double teams
All from SvR?

Awesome Truth, fired?
But now where do I go for
Bi-racial hijinx?

Remember… this is your moment.  Your time for peace.  Serenity.  No one can take it away from you.  Until next week…


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