This week’s entry is a little more obvious. Well, it’s obvious in the ripoff, because this one is flat out blatant. It is, however, a bit of a blip on the radar.Mike Awesome. Kind of tragic comedy, if you will. The guy tore shit up in Japan, was booked rightfully as an absolute monster in ECW (even if his manager was a judge, for some reason), then sets fire to a bridge on his way to WCW, where he would be known as the “Fat Chick Thrilla”. If I had heard this theme, I would have guessed it was for this gimmick. Not quite…
You know, I don’t really have a problem with the gimmick. Or the music. In fact, let’s just get it out the way. It’s a classic from Barry White. If you don’t know this song or worse, don’t like this song, I question my desire to associate with you.
Now try and tell me you don’t want to fuck to that song. Like if you’re reading this at work, you kind of feel your pelvis kind of… moving. If no one’s around, play this song, and let out a big, deep, “awwwwwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”. That felt good, didn’t it? Damn right it did.
Shit… where was I? Yes. The gimmick. It would have been awesome, just not with Mike Awesome. It was fun as hell, but would have suited someone else so much better. (Though I suppose we did get Sexual Chocolate…) But what do you expect from the company that had him lose his mullet to Konnan in a hair vs hair match. Yep. Konnan. Known for his gorgeous locks.
Just enjoy the groove, y’all. I hope you’ve already pressed play a second time. The WCW ripoff is actually pretty spot on. However, if you listen to the real one first, then the WCW one, you’ll notice something missing. Not to use an overrated and overused cliche, but that fucking cowbell.
Yep. Barry White even made the fucking cowbell sexy. That’s the power of the late, great Mr. White. And just because I like you, here’s some more of the man himself. If it gets you laid tonight… you’re welcome.
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