“A _____ is a Person At Your Indy Show”: The Title Belt Guy

Mitch Albom wrote an emotionally manipulative book titled, “The Five People you Meet in Heaven”. I have no idea what the books about, but I’ll assume it’s sad and everybody dies of ALS in it. That being said, the title of that book led to a conversation with young Alex Fitzgerald about pro wrestling shows. It seems that no matter where you go, WWE, Chikara, TNA, Backyard, NWA:Backyard, that you’re going to find people at every show. With that idea in our head, and a general desire to mock others in our souls, we decided to launch our new weekly feature.  This week, we focus on ” The Title Belt Guy”

Name:“TheTitle Belt Guy

Age: Too old to be carrying around a title belt

Signature Moves: Holding his belt at heels, Holding his belt at faces, Making belt motions with his hands, Not letting his child hold his belt.

Bio: Many aspire to be a professional wrestling champion, but so very few achieve that goal. Men waste careers and squander their health for a championship, but Title Belt Guy has learned the secret to just buying it. He strolls into wrestling shows with belt held high, knowing that makes him superior to all fans and athletes. In case you didn’t notice, he’s the world heavyweight champion and he will continue to hold up his belt and remind you of that. His kid? who’d he ever beat this is Title Belt Guy’s title and will continue to be so.

Because “Title Belt Guy” is a person at your indy show

-Ben Pasco

Picture by Alex Fitzgerald

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