FIVE-7-FIVE: Bryan’s Monday Night Haikus (11/8/2011)

Wait… Raw’s in England?
Why didn’t I read spoilers?
Or take the week off…

So wait, does Vince think
All the English are known for
Are cabs and phone booths?

Wait… it’s Zack Ryder?
Really? No, I mean… really?
They’re fucking with us

For the guy in charge…
Why can no one pronounce the
Name “Laurinaitis”

JoMo’s losing streak
Says he needs to return to…
Palace of Wisdom?

I have a pet peeve
When you go to commercial
JUST PAUSE THE TAPED SHOW

Dolph’s losing streak now?
Where are they going with this
Hashtag: Ask the HEEL

Survivor Series
Orton’s Hombres or Wade’s World
Let’s bring team names back

Hey, ItsRainingMeng
I got your new meme this week
Nashface.jpg

Is it wrong to want
Ricardo versus Jakob?
Book it, Quackenbush

Wait… wait… what the fuck…
Did Lawler really just make
A pedophile joke?

Hate to break the news
But internet porn exists
No one reads Maxim

Zack Ryder hot tag
I’m gonna say that again
Zack Ryder hot tag

The lesson we learn
Raws taking place overseas
Really don’t matter

Until next week…

-Bryan

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