FIVE-7-FIVE: Bryan’s Monday Night Haikus (11/29/2011)

Here’s a holiday one to get you started:

Uncut, uncensored
And uncooked. Bad advice for
Thanksgiving dinner

Piper’s Pit? Why… the…
FUCK… wouldn’t you… I don’t know
ADVERTISE THE SHOW

That’s not John Cena!
That’s Chester the Molester!
(That joke was for Fitz)

Finally, the crowd
Hears “Stone Cold Steve Austin” and
Doesn’t yell “WHAT?”…. shit

Morrison’s write-off
Johnny Ace head shake made him
The Poochie of Raw

Really, Otunga?
A Harvard Law degree makes
You telepathic?

It’s official now
The dumbest thing Cole has said:
“Methodical stomp”

So they do recaps
Of Smackdown on Raw because
No one watches it?

Kane resurrected?
Funny, I didn’t even
Know that he was sick

They say it’s been months
Since a title match on Raw
But… that’s a good thing

Punk and Del Rio
In the main event picture
They still boo Cena

Smackdown tomorrow
No, seriously. I know.
I didn’t know, too

That’s it for me.  School and work’s been a bit crazy, but we’re getting rolling again after the holidays.  Until next week…

-Bryan

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