Category Archives: El Pasco Texas

El Pasco Texas: Learning to Let Go: Ben Pasco Attempts to Make Pro Wrestling Grow Up.

I’ve been out of college for only a year, but it’s hard for my brain to truly comprehend that. I still visit infrequently, I’m still friends with a lot of people who go there, and I still wake up every … Continue reading

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RR Week : El Pasco Texas: Dead or God at the Royal Rumble.

Matt Foster: When Ben Pasco approached me to write this forward, I was honored, I mean who better to write an intro to a piece about the dead vs god game in the Royal Rumble than me?  I was one … Continue reading

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El Pasco Texas: To be or Not to Be (Offended by Chairshots)

You know how all politicians, bloggers; old guys who sit on benches in malls, protestors, and anybody with a tumblr always talk about “apathetic voters”. The kind of people more concerned with socializing than social security. Those people who worry … Continue reading

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A Very Special Thanksgiving Message from Ben Pasco

I’m thankful that as a kid, I had two Ricky Steamboat LJN Figures. Naturally I drew a goatee on one of them and made him the evil Vic Steamboat. To this day, I don’t know what Vic Steamboat looks like, … Continue reading

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El Pasco Texas: The National Brawling Association?

Fuck Baseball (since November, 2004), Fuck Hockey (Since Anson Carter stopped playing), Fuck Football (Since the Patriots got boring for me to root for), Fuck Soccer (since I’m American), and Fuck Nascar (Since WCW stopped airing the weekly Mark Martin … Continue reading

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El Pasco Texas: Ben Pasco apologizes for ruining Terry Funk’s retirement ceremony (and more)

Like most stories, this one begins with a girl. Unlike most stories, this one will end in a series of wrestling related anecdotes. A couple weeks ago I made the trek back to my old Alma matter of Bridgewater State … Continue reading

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El Pasco Texas: Breaking Dawn my Favorite Wrestlers…Part 2 ( Featuring less shirtless vampire boys)

Check out Part 1 to see who my favorite childhood wrestlers were and my legitimate good introduction. In the previous edition of this column, I explained my dilemma regarding professional wrestling fandom. No matter how hard I try, I’ve never … Continue reading

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El Pasco Texas: Breaking Dawn my Favorite Wrestlers …Part 1 ( Boom, Twilight reference)

I cannot remember a moment where I was not a wrestling fan. I don’t have that moment everybody else seems to have where it’s like “The minute I saw Junkyard Dog, I was hooked” or “Once the NWO formed, I … Continue reading

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Hurricane Special: It’s Raining Meng before they were stars

Hello Folks, its Ben Pasco. Seeing as the Hurricane has destroyed any plans for the east coast I would imagine most of you are stuck inside right now, feverishly refreshing the homepage. If you got some time to kill, why … Continue reading

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El Pasco Texas: Of Popstars,Pro wrestling, and Poor adolescence.

When I was 13 years old, I lived and died by the words of Frederick Durst. Fact of the matter is, I was an adolescent prick who wanted to break stuff and get nookie…whatever that was (I’ve never forgiven Weird … Continue reading

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