Category Archives: Haiku Reviews

FIVE-7-FIVE: Bryan’s Monday Night Haikus (11/29/2011)

Here’s a holiday one to get you started: Uncut, uncensored And uncooked. Bad advice for Thanksgiving dinner Advertisements

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Bryan’s Monday Night Haikus (11/22/2011)

For the record, these haikus are delivered via satellite.  Enjoy.

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Bryan’s Monday Night Haikus (11/15/2011)

Raw’s a big three-hour special featuring the Rock.  In fact, the whole point of the show is that the Rock is there.  And Mick Foley as a bonus!  So… how bad can it be, right?  Right?

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Bryan’s Monday Night Haikus (11/8/2011)

Wait… Raw’s in England? Why didn’t I read spoilers? Or take the week off…

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Monday Night Haikus… not tonight…

Happy Halloween, everyone.  Bryan Hughes here, usually setting up a template for my weekly haiku reviews on Monday afternoon.  But… not this week.  Here’s why…

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Monday Night Haikus (10/17/2011)

Here we are once more.  Only in Mexico.  So… there’s that.  Little known fact… thanks to the exchange rate, these haikus are worth more.  Here goes:

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Monday Night Haikus (10/10/2011)

Shh… let your mind clear.  Let emptiness surround you.  You exist, for the moment, in a vacuum, devoid of wrestlers, commentators, referees, production crew.  They’ve all vanished.  It is just you… and a couple of top faces.   And Punk’s on … Continue reading

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Monday Night Haikus (10/3/2011)

Sorry… I’m still kind of in awe of that ending.  Yeah.  It ruled.  You’re wrong if you disagree.  It’s how it works.

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Monday Night Haikus (9/26/2011)

Yep.  It’s Tuesday at noon.  You know what that means.  What… you want a daily affirmation?  I’m tired.  Affirm yourself, dammit…

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FIVE-7-FIVE: Monday Night Haikus (9/19/2011)

Repeat to yourself.  “I am not blindly angered by the last hour of Night of Champions.  I am confident the CM Punk/Triple H angle will continue to intrigue.  I am okay with John Cena and Kelly Kelly holding belts.”  Okay, … Continue reading

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